Monthly Archives: March 2016

The Wrecking Crew

Good morning, y’all. Modern science has brought me back from near death once again. I can even climb the steps in the Rec room to the second floor without collapsing in a ball of convulsing coughing. I don’t know who discovered antibiotics, but his time on Earth was well spent.

Wrestling Pigs

Good morning, y’all. Proud to say that modern science has provided me with some relief from many of my symptoms. Even better news, the relief came without the threat of bleeding from the eyes and/or ears, constipation and/or “discharges” from other parts of my body. The stuff they advertise on

W VII

Good morning, y’all. As my cold/plague settled deeply into my lungs, I got less and less motivated to leave my sofa. Mulva realized that the point behind stoicism and stupidity had been breached, and that I needed to see a real doctor. Not someone who just plays one on TV.

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