Author Archives: Bud Lite

This Is Our Year – Auburn

Good morning, y’all. Let’s all be honest. Even if you were suffering from the gout, had a sty on one eye and pink eye in the other, you’d feel better after watching the Dawgs beat the convicts from the Plains. If you’re watching the game in a room full of

Pride Goeth Before A Fall

Good morning, y’all. I’ve been reading all of the football blogs today to see if I gain some “insider” info on the source of the Bulldogs offensive malfunction. Lots of speculation but nothing definitive.Speaking of speculation, Mulva brought home a story from church today that is just ripped from the

This Is Our Year – Vanderbilt

Good morning, y’all. All of my pregame preparations and rituals were called in to play last weekend. Red sock, left foot, black sock, right foot, vintage cap and t-shirt, and Butts was in his favorite spot. In spite of having all of my mojo working, a great many supplications were

A Day In The Life

Good morning, y’all. I called my attorney, Adam Dimwit, for some litigation help and got stonewalled by his secretary. I guess he wants money and it looks like I’ll be forced to sell off some of my famous guitar picks to get some scratch. Anybody interested in an autographed Ace

Solitary Man

Good morning, y’all. It is exactly two days until my beloved Bulldogs take the field against the infidels of the University of South Carolina. I bear those boys no ill will, just a sound thumping, somewhere in the neighborhood of 51-0. Anything less will prove to be a disappointment.  Speaking

Conspiracy Theories

Good morning, y’all. The rains have ended but promise to come back. That’s fine, I’d love to have a long soaking rain once a week from now through October. They say that one day they’ll be able to control the weather and make it rain where it needs it. I

Civil Disobedience or Crazy?

Good morning, y’all. I called my attorney, Adam Dimwit, this morning between courses of my “Grand Slam” breakfast from Denny’s. Sometimes, Mulva will just up and do something sweet like go get me take out and bring it back here to TackyToo. Since I am at high risk because of

Learning Falconery

Good morning, y’all. The Atlanta Falcon preseason opened last week in the stadium that is one of the premier architectural wonders of our time. Like its predecessors, I’m sure it’s destined for the junk pile when it puts in about 30 years of service. Let me make Lite of the

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